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Fat Beagle’s pee is magic
By Holly | December 7, 2007
For years I have been trying to get my christmas cacti to bloom. My mother’s always bloom and all she did was ignore them. Damn. I finally got fed up last year and as soon as it warmed up this year I threw them outside and there they stayed all summer long. Banished. For if you don’t produce for Holly you get “the treatment”. Little did I know “the treatment” for the cacti would involve Fat Beagle pee. The culprit:
innocuous enough, no? He’s goofy, he smells a little at times, food is his only motivation and low and behold his pee is magic! At some point I witnessed him lifting his leg on my cacti and thought it was all over but apparently this certain brand of cacti is of the masochistic “give me a golden shower and I will perform for you” variety. Who knew? I have proof though:
I might just get that dog to pee on my jade plant next.
Topics: Dogs, Hogs & Fish, Yard of the Month, \m/ |
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