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Driving: A Rant
By Holly | February 26, 2008
Lemme just bullet this list. It’ll be the easiest way.
- On ramps. On “ramps”. Speed up to the rate of traffic, people! Slowing down and trying to look over your shoulder to merge is just going to get us all killed. Nothing good comes from trying to get into Atlanta traffic going 30 mph. Nothing.
- Mirrors. Adjust them. Use them. Love them.
- Hang up the mother fucking phone.
- The far left lane is a fast lane/passing lane. If you aren’t passing anyone get outta the fucking lane. The rest of us have places to go and there are 4 or more other lanes for you to check your face/play with your stereo/jabber on the phone/look for whatever you lost on the floorboard/whack your kids/fuck around in.
- The shitheads going past my house need to slow the fuck down. Speed limit is 30 mph. You don’t speed through my ‘hood, I won’t speed through your “development”.
Side note to the fucker that picked my crocus shoots and who is obviously looking for an ass whoopin’: STOP IT!
It’s like Monday all over again. Monday without electricity. No flat iron makes Hollay grumpy.
Topics: Fucktards |
I hate ass badgers who think they can pick the flowers/plants/food that I have been working my ass off to keep growing. There is a special place in hell for plant thieves.
Posted by: squidwidget on March 11th, 2008 at 11:56 amI’m with you - especially on the speeding up part. That just drives me crazy! Then I don’t know whether to slow down for them or speed up or just hit them.
Posted by: emma on March 30th, 2008 at 2:44 pm