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By Holly | May 28, 2008
Remember yesterday I mentioned the voles in our attic and how I’d nipped that problem right in the bud and cleared them all out? Found out where they came from. Seems the cow next door has decided that four animals isn’t enough. Seems she decided to adopt a herd of voles, too. Now, my proof is kind of fuzzy but if you look you’ll see them:
In the first pick look up by the flashing and you’ll see them. Above that flashing is where there is no siding, making the interior wall open to the outside. Directly above on the ledge where the cedar shakes are, there are a couple of shakes missing, making the attic open to the outside. This is where the voles come in and out - scads of them in all different sizes. They are running out to eat the berries from whatever that tree is - it started as a weed and she let it grow. Those places in the house have been open like that for over three (3) years! What did she expect? We told her this past weekend that they were running in and out but she hasn’t fixed the problem yet. Gross. How could she not hear all that running in her walls and ceilings? Seriously, if that were me there would be carcasses everywhere. Holly don’t play with nasty shit like that. But no, she’ll ignore it for however much longer. Oh, she’s got a bird nest in one of her columns, too. Some brown sparrow bird with couple of babies. It’s like fucking wild kingdom next door.
Now, on the other side I’ve got the renters. The one guy farthest away, it’s a duplex, is okay. Even his ankle-braceleted daughter keeps to herself. And, too, her getups are a source of amusement. The other guys? Ridiculous. At least the one. He is constantly fighting with his girlfriend and he whines. Seems to be aggravated by alcohol. They broke up the other day but it didn’t stick. That dumb bitch was back for more later. How can she have so little self-respect? Dude is a total alkie. He drove home one night so bombed out he couldn’t park his truck and almost fell off the curb when he got out of the vehicle. Nice. I’m curious if he’s the douchebag that hit my car? Fucker. I need it to stay in good shape so that I can trade it. I got an update that my smartcar should be here any day after June 10, 2008. Woo! Something to look forward to outside of kicking all this neighbor ass!
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