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I see dead things
By Holly | June 19, 2008
A final shot before my departure:
That would be the mummified remains of a squirrel that I found in the backyard this evening. I went out to give the compost a spin and noticed the dogs huddled around something only to discover “the dead thing”. The Fat Beagle was about to give it a lick, another reason I am thankful that dog doesn’t lick faces or hands or anything else besides his phantom balls and his ass – oh and now dead stuff. That dog will give anything a taste. Dude, that squirrel is dried out and not De-Con dry but dead lying in the hot Atlanta sun dry. I don’t know if it dropped from a tree – there was a big ruckus in the limbs overhead earlier and something dropped, or if the poor schmoes doing clean up on the shitbox rental threw it over the fence. You know which thing I really suspect so I don’t have to say it out loud. Okay, I’ll say it out loud: I think those fuckers threw it over the fence! RUDE!
p.s. I still haven’t packed anything but I have a plan. Probably not a solid plan but a plan just the same.
Topics: Fucktards, Ick | 2 Comments »
Damn that is is one dead rodent!! Girl I would have got me some plastic gloves and tossed the fucker right back over the fence. Please tell me that is what you did.
Posted by: Kelly on June 20th, 2008 at 12:30 amNo, I’m afraid she wrapped it in a couple of grocery bags then tossed it into the empty charcoal bag. It’s now in the garbage can and I have to get trash out tonight when I get home. Yummy.
Posted by: Steve West on June 20th, 2008 at 12:57 pm