Like a bad penny

July 5, 2008 | 9:43 pm

I’m back.  Got back early fucking early Friday morning.  Drove through from Amarillo.  Never thought I’d say so but that may be the home to the nicest people on earth.  I’ve got lots to tell but don’t know where exactly to start.  Suffice it to say I am forever changed.  Later.

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Twitter

June 22, 2008 | 8:54 pm

Steve West here folks, our regular is out in the desert. She gave me permission and the password to post that her wise husband has shown her twitter and she’s posting to it. Her name on there is also hollywouldknits, I picked that one out, smart huh?

She and her sister are in the desert getting ready to head out to do what they’re going to do. I did warn her about the Kool Aid and to pour it out then wait for everyone to fall asleep.

Well that’s it, I’m outta here, got more freelance work to do and my own blog to post on.

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I see dead things

June 19, 2008 | 11:40 pm

A final shot before my departure:

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That would be the mummified remains of a squirrel that I found in the backyard this evening.  I went out to give the compost a spin and noticed the dogs huddled around something only to discover “the dead thing”.  The Fat Beagle was about to give it a lick, another reason I am thankful that dog doesn’t lick faces or hands or anything else besides his phantom balls and his ass - oh and now dead stuff.  That dog will give anything a taste.  Dude, that squirrel is dried out and not De-Con dry but dead lying in the hot Atlanta sun dry.  I don’t know if it dropped from a tree - there was a big ruckus in the limbs overhead earlier and something dropped, or if the poor schmoes doing clean up on the shitbox rental threw it over the fence.  You know which thing I really suspect so I don’t have to say it out loud.  Okay, I’ll say it out loud:  I think those fuckers threw it over the fence!  RUDE!

p.s.  I still haven’t packed anything but I have a plan.  Probably not a solid plan but a plan just the same.

Topics: Fucktards, Ick | 2 Comments »

Real quick

June 19, 2008 | 4:29 pm

I have finished knits to show on the fly. First, the Casino Shawl. This is a late Mother’s Day gift to Moms, but late is better than never where handknits are concerned. Especially cashmere handknits. This took around 1000 yards of Jade Sapphire 2-ply Mongolian Cashmere. The pattern is a little ticky but I got it done and am happy with the result. I wanted this shawl to have a heavier feel for chilly nights on the deck and things - I don’t really see it as a shawl to wear “out”.

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I had folded it before the photos so forgive the creases. That’s Sis posing for me. I blocked that sucker at night and it’s hard hard hard to do right with blocking wires and brown yarn so the points are a little wonky, but whatev. It’s done. FINALLY!

Next I finished the Meheeco Socks, just like, 2 minutes ago. You get pics and I gotta get my ass off to packing. I am getting pretty nervous about this whole thing, truth be told, but I am definitely in. Cross your fingers that something doesn’t eat me. :D

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Topics: Casino Shawl, Knitting, Socks, Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Friday the 13th?

June 13, 2008 | 9:31 pm

Today, I received the most awesomeness news! My smartcar delivery is imminent! I received this email:
“I just received some great news from the Smart Car Headquarters. The production status of your Smart Car has been upgraded to Status “D”. That may not mean much to you at the moment, but for me it’s very exciting. That means your vehicle is now being shipped from Hambach, France to the U.S. port and soon we will get to personally serve you. I will keep you informed of any status changes. If, before you hear from me you have any questions, you are more than welcome to make direct inquiries through www.smartusa.com or call 1-800-smartusa. You will find them more than willing to address any detailed questions or concerns.

Thanks again for you trust and confidence.”

I left off the pertinents, but i also received a phone call from the emailer on my home phone making sure I still want the car. Hell yeah I want the motherfucking car! I can’t wait for the motherfucking car! Friday the 13th couldn’t be bettah fo’ me! I am hoping to take delivery when I get home from the desert. Stay tuned!

Topics: Awesomeness, \m/ | 2 Comments »

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